Category: Reviews

Zoomer: David Cross – Bigger and Blackerer

“Zoomer” is just my excuse to review something quickly without having to try to be entertaining or keep it well written. These are just my thoughts on stuff without all the bullshit corporate shit!!!!!

There is no reason for that sentence.

For those of you who know and enjoy David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer is funnier than It’s Not Funny but not quite as good as Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!.

David Cross’ humor takes a little time to get into, or at least it did for me. A friend of mine recommended him to me a long time ago so I listened to Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! and thought it was decent but nothing special. I thought his impressions went on way too long and a lot of the stuff he talked about was boring. Then I watched an episode of Mr. Show (a television show on HBO David helped create) and fell in love. The show is fucking amazing and is still one of my favorites. After that I went back and listened to Cross’ album and almost lost my mind how funny it was. I don’t know if I was just in a better mood for it or what but it hit me just right and still makes me laugh like a retard. David Cross is, probably by a good margin, my favorite comedian of all time.

Cross likes to tell a story with his comedy, it can take a while to get to the “meat” of it but while you are getting there he keeps the laughs coming. They all aren’t stories though, he breaks them up by asking simple questions or half a sentence where you go “oh shit he’s going to say something stupid” and they you are still blown away by what he says. Some of the stuff gives you the kind of laugh where you have to try and tone it down in public to not look like such an asshole. He deals with religion, politics and other such goofy things (ie he’s a comedian).

Bigger and Blackerer is funny, the only thing you really need to know. If you like David Cross it’s a no brainer, you can tell he has matured and refined his game and the album is pretty much exactly what you have been waiting for all these years. If you are new to Cross give it a shot, this album isn’t too out there that I can’t pretty much guarantee that you will probably giggle or chortle even a little tiny bit once or twice perhaps.

Game Zone – ModNation Racers

If you hate Blip, click here for the Youtube video. Stuff was cut out and the quality is shit for some reason so I wouldn’t recommend it.

Listen to some good music by some G type person I don’t really know of.

Gorillaz – Plastic Beach


Gorillaz continue to get better and better after every album yet have peaked long ago. Their first album “Gorillaz” is good but there are a lot of shit songs I just don’t give a fuck about. Clint Eastwood however is one of my favourite songs ever and could very well be the one I’ve listened to the most in my life. Everything about it I love and find myself coming back to it time and time again. The rest, even the decent songs, I never bother with unless I’m looking for something different.

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Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing


Where are all these kart racing games? Every review I’ve read says something about how there are “a lot of imitation kart racers that try to knock down Mario, can Sonic be the one to do it?????” Other than Diddy Kong racing and some Crash bandicoot game I can’t think of any other Kart games out there. Granted I don’t really go out of my way to find them but I still can’t see it. Let’s say there are thousands and thousands of games like this out there; Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing is one of the best.

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Bomb the Music Industry! – Scrambles


Scrambles!!!!!!!

When it comes to music I’m a really shithead. I love being that one asshole, that cocksucker that rambles off a list of bands that no one else has heard of. I sit back and go “yeah, unlike you shitheads, I know REAL music” while everyone questions why they ever invite me anywhere. I know it’s an awful way to be but I just can’t help myself. Bomb The Music Industry! (BtMI) is one of those bands that not many listen to, but instead of being a dick, I actively try and get people into them. A band this good shouldn’t be obscure enough to give you that smug sense of musical superiority. While not the album I would give to people who don’t really dig this kind of music (I feel “Get Warmer” is much friendlier) Scrambles is the bands best album to date.

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