Who owns the site, who wrote this, and how do I ask a question? I (whatever) do, did, and you can send any questions to sorrynametaken@hotmail.com or just send me a PM through the forum.

How did you come up with the name "Project Wonderboy"? Well, the first name I thought up was 'Super Fun Game Fun Site'. I did so while jizzing inside of your mom. Well, when your found out he was pissed and beat the shit out of me. When I woke up the name "Project Wonderboy" was forever imprinted in my mind, and the name "stupid fag bitch" on my back.

Either that or a friend came up with it, take your pick.

Why do you change the look of the site so much? It scares me. Well, I don't really visit a lot of sites (that aren't porn related) so once I finish my usual rotation I come back to PW and just fuck around. Some of the stuff I do makes the site look better, so I implement these changes on the main page. It's all for the best, so shut up you bitch.

Why don't you have regular updates? We don't get paid for this, and we don't get free shit either, so everyone here does this on their own time.

How come some reviews are longer than others? Well, everyone who posts here is allowed to write as they wish. Some people like posting long reviews that gives the reader a full sense of what the game is about. Others just want to give the straight facts followed by their opinion. Also, not everyone wants to sit down for a good chunk of time to read a review.

How long do you guys play each game before reviewing it? Again, it depends on the dude. Some like to beat the game, others just play long enough to fully grasp what the game is about. You can play Super Mario Sunshine for a half an hour and experience 90% of what the game is about, there is no need to beat it.

How do I join the staff here? Write a sample, then send it to sorrynametaken@hotmail.com. As long as it's good, you're in. We are kind of like old Rome though, if the fans don't like you you're out. Then again, we have three fans and a donkey, so chances are you won't be fired anytime soon.

Why do you steal your news from Gamespot? Once again, we are doing this for fun, we don't have the time or resources to dig up our own news.

I want to affiliate with you, how do I do so? Well, slap our button or banner on your page and just email me. I only affiliate with cool sites and they must have a PW link on the main page. Your button will go on my main page, so it's only fair you bastard.

How many hits do you get? Well, you can check the official number through our public counter located at the bottom of the main page. We usually get between 50 and 100.

What? That's pretty weak dude, don't you do anything? I used to; I would try and get affiliates and work out partnerships and such but none of that shit panned out. Right now I could care less how many hits PW gets. As long as we keep the regular group of people who post on our forum I'm happy.

You use the words "fag" and "gay" a lot, are you homophobic? Well, a lot of sites out there tend to use big words in their reviews to try and sound sophisticated. Then when you go to their forums most members there think bad games are gay and people who beat them at Halo are "cheating faggots". It's like someone, dressed up as an Englishman from the 1940's, reading the business journal to a bunch of angry retarded 12 year-olds. All these big important writers try to sound educated while their readers call them fags for using words they never knew existed. I find that extremely funny, I thought PW should be for "the people", so I started calling everything gay. Another layer of funny came when everyone that visits the site with any regularity never says any of that shit "for real". So now everyone pretty much talks like that all the time. Have we become the people we hate?

So to answer your question, yes.

You have really bad grammar. Faggot.

Has anyone actually asked any of these questions? Nope.